
Here lies two lost souls
Welcome to the funeral of Common Sense and Personal Responsibility. We’re glad you could join us for such a sad occasion.
It really is a shame what happened to these two. They did so well for so long. They were loved by so many people, and you really got the feeling that there was something special about them.
But not any more. It’s almost as if they wore out their welcome. You see, they were of a different time. They were in their prime years ago, decades even, when people use to rely on them and even hold them in such high regard. But someone said it well the other day: maybe they just peaked too early.
Aren’t the flowers nice? Common Sense and Personal Responsibility were still loved by quite a few people. Some even considered them friends, and it used to be a badge of honor to know these two. It makes you wonder what the Old Timers are going to do now.
You don’t know the Old Timers? I’m not really surprised. They were from a different time, too; a different era when Common Sense and Personal Responsibility were almost like Rock Stars. The Old Timers always talk about “the good old days,” but frankly, I’m not so convinced how “good” they were.
The Old Timers were a hearty bunch. They accomplished so much on their own that you wonder what they think of the way things work now. I mean, they did so much with the help of Common Sense and Personal Responsibility. The Old Timers relied on them, and spoke about them with reverence.
And things just ran smoother when the Old Timers had Common Sense and Personal Responsibility around. Common Sense would never encourage a bus driver to buy an $800,000 house. And Personal Responsibility would never ask Big Government to stop all the foreclosures on Bad Decision Boulevard. You didn’t really need Big Government when you had those two around. They just took care of so much.
Common Sense and Personal Responsibility suffered for so long, it’s almost a relief now that they’re gone. I like to think that they’re in a better place.
What’s that? You mean you don’t know how they died? You really don’t know much about these two, do you?
It was actually very hard to watch—a slow death for both of them. First, people just stopped believing in Personal Responsibility, almost as if their actions didn’t have consequences. There were rarely repercussions for mistakes that people made, and more often than not, they actually benefited from those mistakes. Eventually, no one really believed in Personal Responsibility, because there was always Someone Else to clean up after you.
Common Sense faced a similar fate. It started becoming inconvenient to keep both common sense and Temporary Pleasure around at the same time. Those two were almost mutually exclusive. You couldn’t really have them over together, what with Temporary Pleasure advocating for things that Common Sense just would go along with. And who can blame them? Temporary Pleasure always seemed like more fun, even though you couldn’t really rely on him for much.
But when you get down to it, people just began to think that they didn’t really need Common Sense and Personal Responsibility anymore.
And now they’re dead. Gone for go. We’ve really lost a lot with the passing of these two.
It’s just sad.
But hey, at least Temporary Pleasure and Someone Else bought that place down on Bad Decision Boulevard. I think those two will be around for a while. They’ve really gotten to know the neighbors quite well.